i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully
taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass
this is the single best post on tumblr
I want all the animals
is the Siamese riding the husky sidesaddle?
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me in 10 years
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i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
this is probably the only sex gif i will ever reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.
This is a different gif every time I see it and I fucking love it
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overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
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Only farmers understand these farmer meme
i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato
looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker
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Ducklings have great brakes.
Mulan looks the same lol
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I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS
THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
Are these drake lyrics
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